Republic Day is just a couple of months away.
Here is a poem penned around Independence Day a couple of years ago.
Paradox 17
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We export all that is our best at prices that are the lowest..
We import most that is the worst at prices that are also worst..
Paradox 18
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Paradox 20
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Here is a poem penned around Independence Day a couple of years ago.
AN ODE TO
INDIA'S PARADOXES!
Our
country India is a land of pleasant and unpleasant paradoxes!
Paradox 1
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Mera Bharat Mahaan
Maa Tujhe Salaam
[Yet..the two sexes are not equal!]
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Mera Bharat Mahaan
Maa Tujhe Salaam
[Yet..the two sexes are not equal!]
Paradox 2
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We are a poor country of rich people or We are a rich country of poor people
We are definitely a rich country of rich people, when the valuation is on CULTURE,HOSPITALITY,PIETY,PATIENCE,WISDOM,TOLERANCE,SPIRITUALITY,CUISINE,ARTS,CRAFTS,COUTURE,LANGUAGE,UNITY_IN_DIVERSITY,Climate,DREAMS....(i think ive exhausted the dictionary!)......
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We are a poor country of rich people or We are a rich country of poor people
We are definitely a rich country of rich people, when the valuation is on CULTURE,HOSPITALITY,PIETY,PATIENCE,WISDOM,TOLERANCE,SPIRITUALITY,CUISINE,ARTS,CRAFTS,COUTURE,LANGUAGE,UNITY_IN_DIVERSITY,Climate,DREAMS....(i think ive exhausted the dictionary!)......
Yet..is it ALL ABOUT MONEY, HONEY?
Paradox 3
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Less than 50% of Indians Vote
To elect a Govt. by Majority...
Thats the world's greatest DemoCRAZY! this spelling error is intentional!
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Less than 50% of Indians Vote
To elect a Govt. by Majority...
Thats the world's greatest DemoCRAZY! this spelling error is intentional!
Yet we can set our foot down on WTO,
Our people power is the greatest market for the world,
We can ban world's largest FMCG products...
We are neither the land of rising sun or setting sun,
coz its the land of shining sun or SON!
Our people power is the greatest market for the world,
We can ban world's largest FMCG products...
We are neither the land of rising sun or setting sun,
coz its the land of shining sun or SON!
Paradox 4
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We Welcome all that is new and modern,
We Treasure all that is old and (golden)tradition!
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We Welcome all that is new and modern,
We Treasure all that is old and (golden)tradition!
Paradox 5
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We create great fusion,
Yet at individual level there so much confusion!
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We create great fusion,
Yet at individual level there so much confusion!
Paradox 6
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We patriotically and passionately fight for our right..
The weapon we use is AHIMSA ..plain and simple might!
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We patriotically and passionately fight for our right..
The weapon we use is AHIMSA ..plain and simple might!
Paradox 7
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We worship the power of SHAKTI!
We think women need to be protected! FROM WHOM?
We think women need reservation!
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We worship the power of SHAKTI!
We think women need to be protected! FROM WHOM?
We think women need reservation!
Paradox 8
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We say "Children are a gift of GOD"
We dont hesitate to employ a child to serve us!
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We say "Children are a gift of GOD"
We dont hesitate to employ a child to serve us!
Paradox 9
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With Rakesh Sharma, we conquered space,
Yet for most Indians, in India, for a home, there is not much space!
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With Rakesh Sharma, we conquered space,
Yet for most Indians, in India, for a home, there is not much space!
Paradox 10
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Over 60% of our people are employed in growing food
Just the same is busy craving for food!
even after 60 years of seemingly independent independence!
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Over 60% of our people are employed in growing food
Just the same is busy craving for food!
even after 60 years of seemingly independent independence!
Paradox 11
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An Indian in a foreign land achieves laurels,yet is a second class citizen there!
We give a red carpet welcome..to every Tom,Dick,Harry (any denizen) with a fair skin!
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An Indian in a foreign land achieves laurels,yet is a second class citizen there!
We give a red carpet welcome..to every Tom,Dick,Harry (any denizen) with a fair skin!
Paradox 12
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In great metros of India...
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In great metros of India...
We crib that the system is corrupt..that the system is
inefficient..blah..blah..blah.
Yet..when u wake up in the morning....
-> there is water running from the tap
-> ur newspaper waits to be fondled by your eyes
-> the milkman is at your door..clockwork precision.
-> by and large u reach ur office on time.thnx to Ind.Rail or BEST or a cabbie or a..whatever..is..working ..fine
-> the dabbawala delivers your lunch to you in perfect timing..even 6 sigma..
-> u can talk to a friend at the click of a button...
-> ur nearby retailer is always there to serve u at a phone call..
->..so on and on...
All works in pre=planned precision!
[contents of paradox 12..credit goes to Prof. Ashok Jha [Class of 2001-NLDalmia]]
-> there is water running from the tap
-> ur newspaper waits to be fondled by your eyes
-> the milkman is at your door..clockwork precision.
-> by and large u reach ur office on time.thnx to Ind.Rail or BEST or a cabbie or a..whatever..is..working ..fine
-> the dabbawala delivers your lunch to you in perfect timing..even 6 sigma..
-> u can talk to a friend at the click of a button...
-> ur nearby retailer is always there to serve u at a phone call..
->..so on and on...
All works in pre=planned precision!
[contents of paradox 12..credit goes to Prof. Ashok Jha [Class of 2001-NLDalmia]]
Paradox 13
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We gave the World Great Leaders..
We are the Worlds Greatest Followers, too!
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We gave the World Great Leaders..
We are the Worlds Greatest Followers, too!
Paradox 14
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The Rest of the World comes to The Himalayas for Spirituality!
We go to the Rest of the World for Materiality!
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The Rest of the World comes to The Himalayas for Spirituality!
We go to the Rest of the World for Materiality!
Paradox
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We gave the world the power of ZERO..POOJYAM
We gave the world the power of the DECIMAL..ANSH
Why do most of us decimate ourselves to nothing!
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We gave the world the power of ZERO..POOJYAM
We gave the world the power of the DECIMAL..ANSH
Why do most of us decimate ourselves to nothing!
Paradox 16
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We speak of Gurus Teachers Mentors with utmost reverance ..
Yet this lot of people who carve futures have uncertain futures!
Coz in the whole scheme of things...they get the worst lot!
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We speak of Gurus Teachers Mentors with utmost reverance ..
Yet this lot of people who carve futures have uncertain futures!
Coz in the whole scheme of things...they get the worst lot!
Paradox 17
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We export all that is our best at prices that are the lowest..
We import most that is the worst at prices that are also worst..
Paradox 18
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We say: Satyameya jayate..in the long run...
We probably believe so much in forgiveness...
That the pending cases in our Courts would reach the GUINESS!
That the pending cases in our Courts would reach the GUINESS!
Paradox 19
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Said Murphy in one of his cartoons :
The rich get richer and the poor get children!
The rich get richer and the poor get children!
"Our Garibi Hatao" andolan...
The rich get richer and the poor gets eliminated!period.
The rich get richer and the poor gets eliminated!period.
Paradox 20
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Happy independence day...Start LIVING!